Presidential Pardon

Presidential Pardon

The passing of President Carter at the end of last year has set me thinking about the world as I knew it in 1979 when I skipped lightly through immigration at JFK and entered the wide blue yonder beyond that is otherwise known as America. This is not a political blog so I shall leave Jimmy Carter’s legacy to one side and see what I can remember about the United States, its sights and sounds, its style and the sense of itself that it projected to the world in 1979. When I returned in 2016, it seemed a much more divided and discontented country, a country less at ease with itself. On the other hand, at the age of 19, I was little interested in party politics and perhaps saw the United States through  rose-tinted spectacles, I admit that I was quite naïve at the time.

Being a Brit, I saw things in 1979 in a completely different way to my erstwhile buddy Mr N C Adler. Guns and immigration were indeed topics of conversation but they certainly weren’t all consuming, not in my mind at least.

Just escaped from Alcatraz

Humourist, Peter de Vries, once wrote, ‘Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be’.  There is a danger that in recollecting the past, every memory will be tinged with bright blue skies and endless sunshine – but that pretty much describes Arizona anyway. I previously recounted in my post, ‘Greyhound’, my first journey across America, the sights and sounds and immensity of it all. In Britain, if we travel 40 miles we call it a day’s journey and then return home as fast as we can to put our feet up and have a nice cuppa (cup of tea) with a bit of crumpet on the side (that’s a Brit joke).

So think of this post as a cameo experience, a collection of dabs of paint on a wall as I try and decide what made 1979 1979 in the US for me.

Where to start?

Nick says that when he picked me up from the Greyhound Bus station in Phoenix to take me to the YMCA camp where I was to work as a camp counsellor, he drove me 100 miles uphill along the Arizona Veterans Highway into the mountains around Prescott. Halfway up, I made him stop on the freeway so that I could get out and take a look at a cactus growing in the wild. The only cactus I had ever known or seen before were ones that came in tiny pots which British folk usually forget to water. Although I don’t remember the occasion especially, I can picture myself standing in front of a Saguaro cactus going, ‘Ah, cactus!’ and probably trying to touch its shiny green stem between the spikes.

The people I met back then were undoubtedly friendly and welcoming but friendship was not exclusive to 1979.

It is the music of that period that first comes to mind. A track that is forever playing in my head, and which seemed to be everywhere at the time, is Kenny Rogers’, ‘The Gambler’. Given his five marriages this now seems quite an apposite title.                           

 ‘On a warm summer’s evening
  On a train bound for nowhere
   I met up with the gambler
   We were both too tired to sleep’

Anyone remember Hoyt Axton’s ‘Della and the Dealer’?  – don’t forget, that that cat was cool.  In 2022, I was driving out of Tucson as the radio played, ‘left Tucson in a pickup truck, gonna make some dreams come true’, to which I went, ‘Oh, yeah!’ After this, there was the Charlie Daniels Band ‘The Devil went down to Georgia’ lookin’ for some souls to steal.                 

 ‘Johnny, rosin’ up your bow and play your fiddle hard
‘Cos Hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards’

We soon knew all the words to this and could sing along with gusto and great passion. In my head, I got to play that fiddle and could pick a pretty good tune. So there were edgy country tunes all over. It was my first year out of school and I got to grow my hair long and let go – a bit. The previous year, another musical icon had already risen to dizzy heights. ‘YMCA’ was a smash hit and we sang it loud and proud because we were at a YMCA Camp – and that’s not a gay allusion – whether gay or straight, we camped it up, actions and all.

At the outset of this offering, Kenny Rogers’ song was the only one I remembered, but writing has triggered a whole host of other musical memories. 1979 was also the year that Rupert Holmes’ ‘Pina Colada Song’ was brought out; so to edgy country we can add parties, cocktails and ROMANCE. There were also plenty of campfire songs that mark the year for me, songs about meatballs on top of Old Smokey and worms that were inadvisably eaten only to swiftly reappear. At the camp, there was an excellent guitarist called Dave Brownley who always had a protest song up his sleeve ready to wheel out at a moment’s notice.  

Dave Brownley

Well, it’s tricky Dicky from Yarmolinda,

Hip, hip, hip Hooray!

It’s tricky Dicky from Yarmolinda,

He’s going to save the day,

He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns,

He does what human can,

It’s tricky Dicky from Yarmolinda the genuine plastic man, Oh yeah!

I have since discovered that Yarmolinda should be Yorba Linda, but once you get something into your head as a teenager it’s hard to shift.

On to food, certain American food types remain a perpetual mystery to us Brits. Grits – in the UK we grit the roads when it gets icy; biscuits and gravy – we do not eat cookies with gravy it’s disgusting although what Americans call biscuits, we call scones. American savoury dishes are often decorated with all sorts of fruit. To a traditional British palate this is plain weird, but having eaten strawberries, blueberries and watermelon with bacon on Amtrak, I have changed my mind. In 1979, I remember being introduced to pancakes, bacon and maple syrup which is a carb overload, but yummy! I don’t have a single food memory that stands out, but weiner roasts around a campfire are quite high on the list, plus blueberry pie and ice cream with coffee, now that is delicious.

On days off, camp staff would head into Prescott and assemble in the local Baskin-Robbins which in those days seemed like pure 1970’s America – along with Wendy Burgers and Dairy Maid. Beer was nothing new for me, but in local restaurants margaritas were indeed a new experience – sour with a squeeze of lime and salt and served in frozen jugs, I liked it.

The standard dress in the summer of 1979 were sneakers of one sort or another

white sports socks, a comfy t-shirt (US t-shirts fit much better than British versions), jeans (denim) or those shorts that rode impossibly high on the legs with a slight upward slash at the seam. Thinking back, they were probably the closest young men could get to hot pants without getting arrested. If I were to wear them now, I would feel that too much flesh was on show, but at the time they were great. Then of course there were unclothed events as well, skinnydipping was one, I have done it in my time but principally by myself much to my chagrin. At the time, particularly in the UK, there was a fad for streaking. If this is a new term for Americans, it essentially involved the removal of clothes at sports events and then a wild run across the field of play before police or marshalls could catch you. It was usually accompanied by a great roar from the crowd. The big fad in the States in 1979, which did cross the Atlantic but not to the same extent, was mooning. For the uninitiated, ie those born after 1979, mooning was the dropping of one’s kegs usually at a road junction and then presenting your derriere for the displeasure (or otherwise) of your fellow motorist. Usually, it was done in ones or twos but sometimes a whole bus full could be seen accelerating off at the lights with pale cheeks flickering in the fluorescent glow of the street lighting. Sometimes it was offered as a challenge to see who could accelerate fastest when the lights changed. Then again, it was also done to shock the unready. Today, you might well be arrested. Thinking back, it was more of an ‘in your face’ gesture than sexual exposure.

Something else that was common in 1979 but which is no longer as widely practiced across the country is the swearing of allegiance to the flag of the United States. As a true Brit, I was proud to swear my allegiance day by day as we assembled first thing in the morning around the camp flag pole. I am not a fan of nationalism at all, so any country that considers it can never do wrong has missed the mark in my book. On the other hand, I have no problem in patriotism of loving one’s country and seeking the best for it and its people.

I’m not looking this up but as I recall at a distance of 40+ years, I used to say these words hand on heart,

Swearing Allegiance to the Flag

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, One nation under God, indivisable With liberty and justice for all.’

It’s not my country, but I like the sentiment of standing together under the twin angels of liberty and justice striving to take unity of purpose into daily life for the benefit of all. The republic bit I view differently, but you can’t win everything, at least we won the War of Independence.

As Woody Guthrie once sang,

‘This land is your land, this land is England.’

When I go to a different country or region, I do like to try and understand the people of that locality and swearing allegiance was part of that experience it was different and symbolised a place to know and to discover. In other circumstances, visiting supermarkets can also serve the same function in learning what makes a country tick. 

There are a couple of phrases that I picked up in Arizona which I haven’t heard since. One is ‘to catch your z’s’ (pronounced zeees) meaning to go to bed or go to sleep. Another was, ‘Wow! That’s really neat!’ – meaning that’s really good or really cute. ‘hot’ and ‘cool’ were common words, still true today, ‘May I see your ID?’ was also a memorable phrase from 1979 (being carded) and one that at the age of 64 I no longer hear. ‘Cool your jets’ – meant slow down, take it easy and along with this ‘ mellow out’ which could mean calm down or simply kick back and relax.

Back to music, one piece that had crossed the Atlantic by 1979 was  Laurel and Hardy’s ‘The Trail of the Lonesome Pine’ – both Nick and I could sing it to each other. The key words for us were, ‘on the trail of the lonesome pine.’ In many ways, we were lonesome figures creating our own paths through life, not out of melancholy but with a sense of individuals ploughing their own furrows whilst approaching the future in a spirit of hopeful expectation.

I don’t know which sense should predominate, but 1979 and the following year when I returned to the US are redolent with the following smells: The pine forest after the rain, the heat of the summer when baked dry leaves and earth release their own woody earthy notes and also cheap after shave used by late teenagers the world over. In Britain, it was Old Spice and Stratos and possibly Faberge Brut – I can’t quite recall the fragrance of choice in the States at that time. Then there was the campfire in all its fiery smoky glory, away from camp recreational cannabis (was smoked by some) off site and finally, Nick’s sneakers – and there’s 1979 altogether in one glorious floral bouquet.

In 1980, we were on the edge of a presidential election that was still a year away, but the camp where I lived was inexorably drawn into the American political scene, that testosterone fuelled carnival otherwise known as the American presidential election, and so we held our own caucus. No Republicans or Democrats ran, it was simply a couple of local hillbilly outfits that wished to represent the American people. I allied myself with the 1/5th Party – no idea what we stood for except 1/5th measure of alcohol that in my view was guaranteed to win nobody’s vote. I remember that Mark Hudson ran on the ticket and that I fulfilled the role of security ensuring safety and fairplay – two things that are always questioned in American elections. I can’t even remember if we won the popular vote, but we ran a startling campaign and I was immensely proud of our candidate and his ability to persuade the assembled throng – well, she was married to him.

Mark Hudson

So as we drift smoothly to the end of this encomium. I have only one plea to make, where mistakes have been made and errors arisen in my memory of the years 1979 and 1980, I beg your pardon, I crave your forgiveness and ask only that history may judge this memory kindly. And where those errors are completely without foundation and out of order, I  have only one option –  and that is to request a presidential pardon. Could someone please petition the President, I would be most grateful? Thank you.

Links:

‘The Gambler’ – Kenny Rogers :  https://youtu.be/7hx4gdlfamo?si=c7RssaIELcX5KSG7

‘Della and the Dealer’ – Hoyt Axton :  https://youtu.be/QZHSIhdYSZY?si=4eJSkhbek00PEmeq

‘The Devil went down to Georgia’  : https://youtu.be/Mv4xlp3GlWw?si=xjGaTL2FyxRhthpb

‘YMCA’ – Village People : https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k?si=1uRR8jP_4O2UrZf0

‘The Pina Colada Song’ – Rupert Holmes:  https://youtu.be/zROIlspgOjM?si=h2B6Qfy6ad9Y4scB

‘The Trail of the Lonesome Pine’  : https://youtu.be/qApsAPnoH7c?si=HfWewjRbTftEW2Y8

49 responses to “Presidential Pardon”

  1. leightontravels Avatar

    What an absorbing read. You know me, a committed channeller of nostalgia (even though I agree with your observations about the nature of it). Thus your memories and brilliant photographs of this time (when I was just a 1 year old) really fascinate me. Although I didn’t make it to the U.S. for the first time until 1989, I share some of your memories. I remember clearly my first Wendy’s, a joint my family had only opted to give a try because the owner’s name was Dave Thomas (my dad’s name). I didn’t hear a Kenny Rogers song until the early 90s when a friend at boarding school played me Lucille for the first time in our dorm. Thanks for introducing me to The Pina Colada song. I “think” I hadn’t’ heard it before even if it somehow feels a touch familiar.

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  2. Terry Avatar

    Thanks for this wonderful read! I was in nurses’ training in Canada from 73 to 75 and I can tell you with absolute certainty that streaking was a thing there too during that time frame. When I was in my first year of training, a male nursing student from second year class streaked a hockey game. Despite the hood that covered most of his face, we all recognized his gold capped front tooth, lol. Your music recollections brought back many fond memories for me as well.

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    1. Neville Avatar

      Ha! Ha! It’s a memory! Did you ever come across this song? It was released in 1974. https://youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM?si=NK-dd4hevB0za789

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      1. Terry Avatar

        Absolutely! Several years ago, we travelled to Branson, Missouri and saw a Ray Stevens concert. He had his own theatre there back then. He was phenomenal and extremely funny! He did all of his hilarious tunes, including that one. “Don’t look Ethel!” Haha!

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  3. N Jacob Avatar
    N Jacob

    Good to get your reflection. I don’t live my life in the past, but I do enjoy touching base with it from time to time. In this case, it was Jimmy Carter’s passing that struck home because he was the leader at the time I had all these formative experiences.

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  4. Ajinkya Rane Avatar

    I’m pleased to learn new things from your youth. I too am going through similar endeavours. But in a different time and context of course.

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      Anonymous

      Oh well, do keep this blog uptodate on your reflections, we all benefit from remembering things in a different way, or even things that we’d forgotten.

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  5. Helen Devries Avatar
    Helen Devries

    I really enjoyed this memoir.

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  6. WanderingCanadians Avatar

    Ha, I burst out laughing at your comment about how those short shorts were the closest things young men could get to hot pants without getting arrested. Things have definitely changed since 1979.

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    1. Chuckster Avatar
      Chuckster

      It is very funny looking back at our ‘lack’ of fashion. That was me kneeling by my dog ‘Corky’ in my short shorts. Heavens!!! But, I was a child of my times, a spirit forged fronm the post ‘love’ generation. Better that dude in those ‘Hot Pants’ than this old version of me, hey?? 🤣🤣🤣

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        Anonymous

        I have to say that with youth on my side I was entirely happy with 1970’s clothing – yes, you heard that right! I wouldn’t go for it today !

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      2. Chuckster Avatar
        Chuckster

        Sure, I understand the appeal. The ‘streaking’ and ‘mooning’ mentioned by the author probably was a thrill. It was ‘flash mobs’ before YouTube dressed it up with fancy dancing and music.

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    Anonymous

    There is a party I could vote for with gusto!

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    1. Chuckster Avatar
      Chuckster

      I was at this very event with the Author. Indeed, I am in a few of his photos…that was my dog ‘Corky’ with me in those embarrassing ‘Daisy Dukes’ shorts. But the times were what they were. 🤣 Would that ‘Mark Hudson’ was our President now, or any any of these terrific and kind cheerful friends discovered in my youth. 🇺🇸

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  8. cat9984 Avatar

    I remember professional basketball players wearing those shorts you mentioned. It was rather disconcerting seeing the baggy ones a few years later.

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    1. Chuckster Avatar
      Chuckster

      My 2 brothers and I shared a tiny room in a tiny house growing up. We used to bunch up a newspaper, and play basketball with a trash can in our bedroom late at night. Since the pros wore tiny shorts, we played in our tighty whities. It seems absurd now, but it was a bro thing…

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      1. cat9984 Avatar

        Aww. That’s a great memory

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      2. Azza El Wakeel Avatar

        Ustaz Chuckster, you, and your brothers, managed to enjoy yourselves with simple tools in your tiny space, and found a substitute to the pros tiny shorts, that means you were creative and intelligent enough to make yourselves happy!.

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      3. Chuckster Avatar
        Chuckster

        I appreciate you putting a positive spin on our brotherly competition Azza El Wakeel. But I also am grateful that I grew up in a pre-Social Media world and nobody was able to post our sibling competitions on YouTube! 😏

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      4. Azza El Wakeel Avatar

        Ustaz Chuckster, your sibling competitions, they were pre-Social Media world, but if you have any photos or videos please share them ’cause that will be great fun!.

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      5. Chuckster Avatar
        Chuckster

        Now, thank goodness for all there are no photos of that Ustazah! 🫢

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  9. pk 🌎 Avatar

    Fantástico 💯

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  10. Azza El Wakeel Avatar

    Thank you Neville for sharing those cherished moments, photos and wonderful memories of yours that also included Chuckster!.

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    1. Chuckster Avatar
      Chuckster

      Ustazah El Wakeel; my friend Neville did not run this post by me prior to publishing, therefore I am not responsible for the content! 😆 But any photos of me he added were from a long time ago when I was young and not as self-conscious. 😌 I may have to return the favor and post some Neville photos equally as embarrassing sometime. 😌 Still, thanks for commenting and joining the conversation, you are always welcome!!

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      1. Azza El Wakeel Avatar

        Ustaz Chuckster,, there’s nothing to be embarrassed of, I enjoyed reading the content, It allowed me to know you both better and it was fun, adding those photos was an excellent idea, it made the narrating alive.
        I can’t wait to see how you’ll return the favor to Neville!.

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  11. iakovoskriegor Avatar

    Memories are nice. Glad you had a great young adulthood

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      Anonymous

      It was a great moment in time that has stayed with us down the years, and is even sustaining us now. Thanks for your remark.

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  12. Dr. Thomas Maples Avatar

    What a great trip down memory lane. I may have been but a child then, but it is beautiful to remember those more simple times. Thanks for sharing and I look forward to reading more of your work.

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      Anonymous

      Dr. Maples, your work is a lantern on the fogged paths of the soul. Do carry on.

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      1. Dr. Thomas Maples Avatar

        Thank you, and I always look forward to providing a beacon of thought and hope.

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      Anonymous

      Thank you, all support gratefully received!

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  13. moragnoffke Avatar

    A wonderful read, thank you. So interesting.

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      Anonymous

      Thank you

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  14. SiriusSea Avatar

    I will pardon you just based on the thongs I saw in your photos 😉 (lol)! That’s a perfect synopsis of how I believe 1979 should have been. Bring back the 70’s 😉 … Got so many good laughs, and I love going down memory lane ~ Keeps the blades sharp! Is that when pump the brakes came on the scene or hold the phone (what, why)? And the food selections, oh so true! Never been to the UK, but I just know I’d be lost in a NY second. Arizona skies, seriously wow! Fabulous write-up ❤ about a groovy time ~ 😀

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    Anonymous

    Those thongs, not near as comfortable as the author might recall. I believe the term was ‘wedgies’.

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    1. Chuckster Avatar
      Chuckster

      “The Underwater Oil Check” — from straight-up period summer camp humor. “Cannonballed too hard — got the old Underwater Oil Check.”

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  16. Mindful Mystic (MM) Avatar

    Great blast from the past. Diggin’ the cool photos and good vibes everywhere! ✌️Wish we could turn back the clock. The hot pants and daisy dukes for men made quite a fashion statement! 😁

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      Anonymous

      And we were uninhibited in wearing them. I think fashion trends go in cycles. I’m due to become a style icon once again

      in about 2056.

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  17. luisa zambrotta Avatar

    Thanks for the great memories, photos and songs you shared
    I had forgotten about streaking and laughed when I remembered it 😄😉

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      Anonymous

      I never did it!

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    Anonymous

    I would be interested in reading more of these type of posts. Nostalgia depicting when America was once ‘great’, before it became so politically correct, appeals to me.

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  19. dumbestblogger Avatar

    If Wes Anderson reads this post he will undoubtedly adapt it into a hit movie.

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  20. Travel Spirit Avatar

    Great post! It brought back memories. I mooned once 😅 It’s a scary time here in the U.S. right now.

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    1. Neville Avatar

      Ha! Ha! Don’t moon today – it’s a different world. Evenso, I like your spirit! Personally, it was outrageous harmless fun in truth which lives in the 1970’s now

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    Anonymous

    It does strike one, my blog friend, as a curious and rather poignant development that the current President of the United States should choose to make use of the song “YMCA” in the course of his political gatherings and campaign addresses. That this particular anthem — cherished for decades within the Gay Pride community — should be embraced by a figure whose policies have not, shall we say, consistently championed the values of diversity, equity, and inclusion, offers an irony so pronounced that it might cause even the most solemn among us to smile, however fleetingly, at the mysterious workings of Providence.

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  22. Neville Avatar

    As this is a non-political blog – I’m just going to say I hear you but I remain hopeful that a spirit of youthful misadventure still survives!

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      Anonymous

      My sincere apologies. I understand you would prefer to avoid political overtones in your blog. I may have taken the Title ‘Presidential Pardons’ as an open invitation to such expressions. I will heretofore avoid such on your blog and limit my political expression to other more accepting blogs. Thanks.

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    2. Chuckster Avatar
      Chuckster

      Christening this a non-political blog is like saying tea has no opinion—isn’t it still steeped in something. 🍵🤣

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